I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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