Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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