She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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