i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
