I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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