i think i have herpe
just one?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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