Don't you send me to vm
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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