The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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