Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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