i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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