Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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