Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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