Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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