He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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