she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?