Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel