Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
