He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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