We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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