Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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