Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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