your room smells of hookers.
And success
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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