If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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