No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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