fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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