I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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