Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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