dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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