im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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