Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She is in my trunk
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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