I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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