I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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