It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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