Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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