I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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