The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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