I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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