so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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