their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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