I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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