you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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