It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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