Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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