Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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