Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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