i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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