well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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