I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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