I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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