just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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