I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
be right there i have to get my cape
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
