My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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