The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
God, I missed his penis.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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