Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
