Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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